LETS GET REAL.

I want to be the black man in Chelsea Handler’s life. If any of you watch her show then you know about her obsession with rappers. Just another similarity we share.

But she needs to put down the rappers and look my way. 

I mean, HEY GURL HEY….

I officially have tickets to go see Chelsea perform stand up live on June 4^th. SO this blog needs to become my number one priority. I have 3 months to convince Chelsea that she should let me backstage to take a shot of vodka with her. So I need your guys help what kind of stunts can I pull to get her attention?

That means you too Chelsea. Taylor Swift was nice enough to hug those two white bros.  So send me some tasks like she sent them and I’ll complete them…. (But I don’t want to do cheesy tasks like hugging strangers and helping older people. We both know blondes don’t do things like that.)

new post. NOT new blog YET....

So tonight I am going to the Rick Ross show at the Garrick. If I'm not in school tomorrow it's because I'm engaged to a 300 pound, tattooed and beared rapper. (If I dont show up please take this as my official resignation from CreComm. As well, please know that I have really enjoyed my time here and won't forget any of you. Just kidding i'll be starrnig on The Real Housewives of Rappers  and i'll forget you all.)

Anyways I am into Rick Ross' music but more importantly I am into the positive message he presents to the world. Rick Ross reinforces the fact that people come in all shapes and sizes, and you don't have to be a size 2 to be cool.  Although Rick is husky he tells the world, "Hey World, It's ok to be husky."

THIS IS RICK TAKING OVER THE WORLD.