Wednesday, January 19, 2011

DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUE.

This week was a week about making dream come true. On Monday January 17th it was Martin Luther King Day.


A riot is the language of the unheard.
- Martin Luther King Jr.



Kanye Tweet: Happy birthday to Dr.King... Stevie Wonder Music playing
-Martin Louis the King Jr.
 


Today, January 19th is dedicated to my own dreams. Or the beginning of that dream. I am now dedicating this blog to my own personal mission of "Taking a Shot of Vodka with Chelsea Handler."



I want to take a shot of vodka with Chelsea Handler.
- The Blonde Poncho

I will bombard (in a totally charming way) Chelsea through this blog,Twitter, Facebook, writing raps for her and just typically being myself and relating this wickedness to her. The point of this mission is to be close enough to touch and impress her with my wit. And to drink some vodka? (aiee Karumba!)




I say to you Dear Readers, BRING ON THE BLONDE AND BRING ON THE BELVIDERE. 

Much Love, 
    The Blonde Poncho 


PS *I now find myself imagining myself taking a shot with Chelsea Handler
*You now find yourself imagining me taking a shot of vodka with Chelsea Handler










Tuesday, January 11, 2011

new post. NOT new blog YET....

So tonight I am going to the Rick Ross show at the Garrick. If I'm not in school tomorrow it's because I'm engaged to a 300 pound, tattooed and beared rapper. (If I dont show up please take this as my official resignation from CreComm. As well, please know that I have really enjoyed my time here and won't forget any of you. Just kidding i'll be starrnig on The Real Housewives of Rappers  and i'll forget you all.)

Anyways I am into Rick Ross' music but more importantly I am into the positive message he presents to the world. Rick Ross reinforces the fact that people come in all shapes and sizes, and you don't have to be a size 2 to be cool.  Although Rick is husky he tells the world, "Hey World, It's ok to be husky."

THIS IS RICK TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

Friday, January 7, 2011

I have some ideas, that cannot yet be shared.

This blog is boring and unfocused. I've come up with an idea to make this blog interesting and focused. This idea, you can say is my NEW YEARS RESOLUTION.

Unfortunately I cannot discuss this AMAZING goal and resolution. First I must discuss with my PR teacher to see if she thinks it is appropriate for my school based blog.

So this post is basically fulfilling my requirements for the week of at least blogging once. As well it is to inform you of the greatness that will be coming in the future.....

Ps. the official future of this blog is next week. So check back.


HINT HINT
(this is where my inspiration for the future came from: http://ahugfromtaylorswift.com/Home.html )

BUT Taylor Swift is not my hero...this lady is:

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Thursday, December 9, 2010

THERE IS NO TIME.

Running short of time, for this week I've decided to share my favourite work of the year.

YAYAYAYAYA BRIAN FAWKES DAY








peace love and chloe

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Notebook #3 - Short story Review

Short Story: Diary of an Interesting Year
Source: The New Yorker Online- December 21, 2009
Author: Helen Simpson




Helen Simpson
Published work:
In-Flight Entertainment  2010
The London Ritz Book of Afternoon Tea: The Art and Pleasures of Taking Tea  2006
Constitutional 2005
Hey Yeah Right Get A Life 2000
Dear George 1995
Four Bare Legs in a Bed and Other Stories 1990

Prizes & awards:
2002   E. M. Forster Award   
2001   Hawthornden Prize   
1991   Somerset Maugham Award  
1991   Sunday Times Young Writer of the Year Award 

Helen Simpson was born in Bristol, and educated at Oxford University in England. She started off her career as a journalist, and has five years at Vogue on her resume. After her time at Vogue, Simpson left to focus more on her freelance career.


Diary of an Interesting Year

Simpson’s writing correlates well with the situations her character finds herself in.  She portrays the voice through thought and dialogue extremely well and believable. The story is recounted in a diary format; therefore you only hear the voice of the protagonist.  Having this format is perfect for a short fiction of only four pages. I find the diary style interesting and concise. There is only one voice for the reader to connect with.

The pacing is what Simpson excels at within this story. The story chronicles a year in the life of a women embarking on her 30th year of life. Each entry in her journal is short. The topics are all related but she bounces around a lot on her opinions and ideas. This keeps the story interesting and the readers’ attention alert.

The story idea itself is cliché. The story is set in the year 2040th. The story is a projection of what the future will hold. The future world has experienced a big collapse of technology and humanity. There is no long Internet, computer, cell phones, or safety.  The protagonist and her husband are on the run from rats, dirt, a government who doesn't care and anyone else who is against them. 

The story is interesting because it shows that even if the world is stripped down to what it has been built up to be, people's problems are still the same. In any kind of world climate people fight with their significant others, have opinions in relation to their governments, and are confronted with the dangers of their world.

In-depth look/excerpts from story:

 Although the future is in turmoil, the same problems face humanity:
"Another quarrel with G. O.K., yes, he was right, but why crow about it? That’s what you get when you marry your tutor from Uni—wall-to-wall pontificating from an older man."


The loss of the internet/loss of modern day society and "common sense" provided by Internet:
"Really sick of bartering, but hard to know how to earn money since the Internet went down." 
"Nobody else on the road will have a clue what to do now that we can’t Google it."
 

Whether you are rich or poor, or in the present or in the future, life's necessity can regularly be the same:
"Can’t sleep. Bites itching, trying not to scratch. Heavy thumps and squeaks just above, in the ceiling. Think of something nice. Soap and hot water. Fresh air. Condoms!"

 The central idea of the story (clichéd but well worked throughout the whole):"
"The earth has enough for everyone’s need, but not for everyone’s greed”