Screw Valentines Day. Happy Nugget day to you and yours.

When thinking of all the reasons I love Chelsea Handler I have to admit the way she treats others is what I admire most about her. She enjoys the company of dogs, older men, gays, rappers, some political incorrect things I won't name, and of course faithful nuggets.

Now a page from the Chelsea dictionary:
Nugget: A nugget is a friendly term for soul mate. The relationship one holds with their nugget is completely platonic but for some reason you love them more than anyone you've ever loved. As well your nugget is never as dominate as you and lets you be in control aka "lets you get away with a lot". Although the nugget does have creative control to fire back at you as you continuously make jabs at them. But in the end your life would generally be impossible to live without your nugget.


physical appearance of a nugget:
-short
-chubby
-of ethnic decent

Nuggets in action:

Now I have a nugget in my life. I've only known him since September but I could not function as a human being without him. He fits most categories of the nugget requirements 101. EXCEPT the chubby part, as he is an athelete who walks to school both ways everyday!!! (unless I drive him home of course.)

Me and My Nugget

DOCTOR DOCTOR!

So I find myself wearing rolled up jeans with heels carrying my feet, my hands are double fisting vodka drinks and more often than not I find myself saying unflattering things about Angelina Jolie. 

People are beginning to worry about me.

So I decided to get in contact with the most reliable source for help, WEB MD. I explained my symptoms and nothing seemed to come up! Well nothing besides MR.Web MD telling me I'm fricking awesome. So I took my issues to a larger source, GOOGLE. That which WEB MD does not know, Google will.

This turned up:

Chelsea Handler Syndrome
(Also known as CHS)

A condition in which you've watched so much 'Chelsea Lately' or 'The Chelsea Handler Show' that you've come to talk, look, and move your body like her. You say things like 'shadoobie', 'pikachu', and 'little nugget', all while trashing Britney Spears. When you say things that you got from Chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say "OKAY, Chelsea Handler" But as an addict, you find it complimenting.

Is there a support group for this?

DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUE.

This week was a week about making dream come true. On Monday January 17th it was Martin Luther King Day.

A riot is the language of the unheard.

- Martin Luther King Jr.

Kanye Tweet: Happy birthday to Dr.King... Stevie Wonder Music playing
-Martin Louis the King Jr.

 

Today, January 19th is dedicated to my own dreams. Or the beginning of that dream. I am now dedicating this blog to my own personal mission of "Taking a Shot of Vodka with Chelsea Handler."

I want to take a shot of vodka with Chelsea Handler.
- The Blonde Poncho

I will bombard (in a totally charming way) Chelsea through this blog,Twitter, Facebook, writing raps for her and just typically being myself and relating this wickedness to her. The point of this mission is to be close enough to touch and impress her with my wit. And to drink some vodka? (aiee Karumba!)

I say to you Dear Readers, BRING ON THE BLONDE AND BRING ON THE BELVIDERE. 

Much Love, 
    The Blonde Poncho 


PS *I now find myself imagining myself taking a shot with Chelsea Handler
*You now find yourself imagining me taking a shot of vodka with Chelsea Handler

Things to come

new post. NOT new blog YET....

So tonight I am going to the Rick Ross show at the Garrick. If I'm not in school tomorrow it's because I'm engaged to a 300 pound, tattooed and beared rapper. (If I dont show up please take this as my official resignation from CreComm. As well, please know that I have really enjoyed my time here and won't forget any of you. Just kidding i'll be starrnig on The Real Housewives of Rappers  and i'll forget you all.)

Anyways I am into Rick Ross' music but more importantly I am into the positive message he presents to the world. Rick Ross reinforces the fact that people come in all shapes and sizes, and you don't have to be a size 2 to be cool.  Although Rick is husky he tells the world, "Hey World, It's ok to be husky."

THIS IS RICK TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

I have some ideas, that cannot yet be shared.

This blog is boring and unfocused. I've come up with an idea to make this blog interesting and focused. This idea, you can say is my NEW YEARS RESOLUTION.

Unfortunately I cannot discuss this AMAZING goal and resolution. First I must discuss with my PR teacher to see if she thinks it is appropriate for my school based blog.

So this post is basically fulfilling my requirements for the week of at least blogging once. As well it is to inform you of the greatness that will be coming in the future.....

Ps. the official future of this blog is next week. So check back.


HINT HINT
(this is where my inspiration for the future came from: http://ahugfromtaylorswift.com/Home.html )

BUT Taylor Swift is not my hero...this lady is:

Christmas = Glamour

Merry Christmas from Me and The Kardashians