Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Lil Kim left me. Nicki Minaj saved me.

I remember fondly cruising around in my beige van, Berta all throughout high school. I would take my Bertha baby everywhere with me. We would travel to the park, we would travel to the movies and most importantly we travel across the city to different parties. OBVIOUSLY THERE WOULD ALWAYS BE A DD. I'd never put Bertha in harms way.

To the point... Bertha's favourite music to cruise to was Lil Kim. She was impressed with what Lil Kim could do with a sprite can. With mixed cds galore we would cruise south st.vital in style with the beats pumping.

Then Lil Kim went to prison.

If a person needs to be taught a lesson, Bertha and I aren't opposed to them doing some hard time. But we are opposed to not having new daily inspiration in rap form. So with Lil Kim all locked up,  Bertha and I felt a hole in our hearts.

Then eventually Lil Kim was released.....

Unfortunately after her prison break she was making regular appearances on that show Who Wants to be the Next Pussycat Doll or WHATEVER....... (granted at one point I maybe wanted to be the new pussycat member but I wasn't airing that out for the whole world to know (until now) ) Anyways Lil Kim lost her gangsta appeal so we left her in the dust.

After grade 12 passed, so did Bertha. She left my life. I was now alone; no beige vans to drive me around, no female gangsters to call my friend. 

UNTIL 2010, when Nicki Minaj came across my radar. THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE! Nicki doesn't even have an album released yet but she has collaborated with, Sean Paul, Sean Kingston, Usher, Trey Songz, Lil Wayne and of course her media husband Drake.

ummmmm excuse me, establishing yourself in the bizz like that without even have released a full album yet..... that is nothing but FIERCNESS. 
So now I drive a camry, and well we get our swagger on everyday to Nicki.

Nicki's new album, Pink Friday comes out November 23/2010

On that note: Dear CreComm teachers, may I please be excused from class?