A riot is the language of the unheard.
- Martin Luther King Jr.
Kanye Tweet: Happy birthday to Dr.King... Stevie Wonder Music playing
-Martin Louis the King Jr.
-Martin Louis the King Jr.
Today, January 19th is dedicated to my own dreams. Or the beginning of that dream. I am now dedicating this blog to my own personal mission of "Taking a Shot of Vodka with Chelsea Handler."
I want to take a shot of vodka with Chelsea Handler.
- The Blonde Poncho
- The Blonde Poncho
I will bombard (in a totally charming way) Chelsea through this blog,Twitter, Facebook, writing raps for her and just typically being myself and relating this wickedness to her. The point of this mission is to be close enough to touch and impress her with my wit. And to drink some vodka? (aiee Karumba!)
I say to you Dear Readers, BRING ON THE BLONDE AND BRING ON THE BELVIDERE.
Much Love,
The Blonde Poncho
PS *I now find myself imagining myself taking a shot with Chelsea Handler
*You now find yourself imagining me taking a shot of vodka with Chelsea Handler
Much Love,
The Blonde Poncho
PS *I now find myself imagining myself taking a shot with Chelsea Handler
*You now find yourself imagining me taking a shot of vodka with Chelsea Handler
this is a sky-high aspiration. but you have the best chance of anyone i know. all the best baby!
ReplyDeleteAnd so it begins... good luck Elle-P!
ReplyDeletethis may infact be a sky-high aspiration, BUT blondes can accomplish anything. Think about Britney Spears and all the Playboy models. ALL BLONDES. AND THEY ALL HAD DREAMS. and they all accomplished those dreams.
ReplyDeletethere is hope.
I loooove love love Chelsea Handler. I get so excited when one of her books comes out and then get disappointed cuz it only takes me like a day to read them. And then I have to wait for the next one! Great idea for the blog!
ReplyDeleteher next book comes out in may!
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